I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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