And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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