I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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