margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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