For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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