You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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