the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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