It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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