he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
do herpes really smell.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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