she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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