K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
