Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
and she was petting her beer can
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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