I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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