i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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