At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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