if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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