Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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