Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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