dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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