I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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