i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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