Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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