Fuck appropriateness.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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