no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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