Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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