And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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