god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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