my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
