so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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