Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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