Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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