He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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