That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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