I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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