She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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