I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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