Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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