I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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