I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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