no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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