i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
