so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
