one two three fourrrrnication!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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