can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
wow bdsm is so cute
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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