So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
