I just saw a hot homeless man
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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