that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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