its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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