12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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