So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What a fucking waste of an outfit
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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