So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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