Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?