so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low