Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed