I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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