You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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